Tony LaRussa does not pick fights

People ask me about religion all the time. I'm not much of a church goer. I'm more into Buddhism. Because of this, I'm more of a lamb than a lion. But I have to draw the line somewhere, and that line is right on the opposite side of Ted Nugent. Now, when I was younger and the Nuge was more about rocking than he was about killing harmless little creatures, I rocked "Wango Tango" and "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang" just like any other woman loving man. But when he started putting bullets through squirrels' heads, I got fed up. Pick on someone your own size, Nuge-nuts. Sign this petition. Get the bastard off the air.

http://www.petitiononline.com/noabuse4/petition.html

Private to Ted Nugent: I challenge you to a fight anywhere, anytime, any place. I'll even come to Detroit if it means wiping that kitten-eating grin off your face.